This week's word is brought to you by Listerine.
After long study and deep contemplation, I have finally managed to capture the rules that are the foundation of a happy relationship. I share these now with you in the hope that they will bring to you at least some small part of the marital bliss that they have brought to my home.
- Momma gets what Momma wants.
- You must never forget Rule 1.
- If you do forget Rule 1, your only hope of redemption is to get Momma more of what Momma wants.
- Don't ask what Momma wants you are supposed to know what Momma wants.
- You must always pay very close attention to Momma; only then will you know what Momma wants.
- If you follow The Rules, Momma may permit you to get what you want.
- Momma wants you to follow The Rules.
Of course, implicit in this is Rule 0: "Momma makes The Rules".